six cans of Vault soda. i don't drink soda much anymore but it made last night fun as hell.

also, paid one of my teachers $100 for a field trip to Yellowstone next week.

A pen. was in the library and mine ran out. walked across to the campus shop.

a pineapple ham pan pizza from papa johns with an order of parmasean breaksticks.

Stylin'.

A packet of Walker's Cheese and Onion crisps.

DJARUM BLACK

Condoms.
Cigarettes.

what condoms?

I'm sure he only gets these:

Some Trojan Increased Pleasure ones that were on clearance.

Some grass.

Cleopatra Jones pizza from Two Boots on Bleecker.
Welch's Fruit Snacks (Mixed Fruit)

Beer and chips in a pub.

I thought you were gay.

lol.

yeah he is.

wait.. you're joking right?

Why would a gay man need contraceptive?

Unless there's something really sordid I'm not getting that Jade will inform me of later on.. (;) )

shit dude...

i hope you're joking. lol.

Well, there's nothing like a well-lubed rubber-covered cock up one's love tube. Mmm-hmm.

Well thats all I needed to know. Jico, not everybody is as knowledgable of gay sex practices as you are.

there's not? :eek: