Yeh!! We can two-step the whole nigh long.

Where do we set up camp?

All the good names are for dudes. I wouldn't have minded "Sweet Daddy Champagne"

Sometimes I imagine a group of hoboes getting together and inventing a music machine.

It's a giant box with a big trumpet sticking out of one side and a crank that has a diameter so large that none of the hoboes can reach it when it's at its zenith. They have to jump up and push the crank to keep it going around, but they take turns because this is of course a very tiring enterprise. All of their labor, however, yields fruit as beautiful music starts flowing out of the trumpet accompanied by little dancing heliocolor notes. They all dance feverishly and sing along, making up words to go along with the music. Hobo-gibberish is quite beautiful. All goes wonderfully until Randal Mouth-Harp trips up and lands on the machine, knocking loose one of its very important lint-cogs.....

To be continued.

The cartoon "Hobo Ops" from "Wonder Showzen" is fucking hilarious.

Burp.

this hobo stayed up all night long last night & then had to help a friend at 7 am (when he picked me up) take some of his old furniture to the county dump which proved to be an extended adventure...he was borrowing a truck, couldn't do it any other time, etc...

so your porn name is your childhood pet + street you grew up on
Brutus Beverly

click here to get random hobo porn titles
http://www.mikecade.com/gen_hobo.php...obo-Porn+Title
examples: Amorous Apple Knockers, Red Ball Bears, Bread Wagon Bulldykes

again, the hobo names mp3, wow what stamina...noumenal
http://www.archive.org/download/700H...Hobo_Names.mp3

My porn name is Donatello Growden.

Brutus Beverly

sounds like a gay porn star...egads!

My porn star name is Hank Parkwood. Nice.

heh, my porn name is scratcher evelyn

mine is flopsy mountford.

mine is:

Mich-Mich Haut-de-Chèvre

Quite nice.

thats classy!

high class!

My hobo name would most likely be Quiche Jackson, or Dennis Turnpickle.

Porn name?

staniel the spaniel

My hobo name would be Pick-Nic Tom

jimmy the hard one

edit: isnt it funny making up hobo names?

Steve Dy-nasty would be my porn name.