Deal. Now, will you do the script for the film? Mr Franco has just mailed me a shooting schedule, and a list of suggested co-stars. He wants Danny Dyer to be the prison governer.

Did you know that Danny Dyer is lesbian prison slang for mockney twat?

No, I didn't. Franco thinks he has a 'soulful' face. Frankly, no-one less than David Hess will do.

I'd like to put the sole of my boot full into his pseudo-hooligan face. That's what I'D like to do.

A national disgrace.

"Alwight Demon, me old mucker. Bish bosh, you up for it, then, eh, geezer?"
"Get out of my flat, you twat!"
"No need to be like that, my sahn. So, you like Millwall, then, geez?"
*PAF!*

she wasn't just screaming....she was screaming for her mommy :-(

fucking hilarious, i just read this in the paper. mom! mom! mom!

holy ass that sheriff must have received a monster bribe. that bitch could buy the jail and i thought she had...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/0...t_n_51315.html

MSNBC Cuts Away From Pentagon To Paris

MSNBC | June 8, 2007 12:56 PM


With obvious yelling in the background, MSNBC cut away from an interview with Colonel Rick Francona on the Defense Secretary replacing the Joint Chiefs Chairman Peter Pace, to show Paris Hilton leaving her house in West Hollywood to attend court.
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this ladies and gentlemen is called priority:rolleyes:

Even though she's a talentless bitch that does not deserve so much attention, this picture makes me sad. Can't explain why. She almost looks sincere on it

Sincere as....ah, fuck it. Who gives a shit about this rich kid?