Fuck it, why not?

new york in the middle of summer?

well obviously if i turned this down on a matter of principle id be a subhuman ghost, but it costs £400. My parents would probably give me the money to go but id feel too guilty having not worked for it sorta thing.

In that case, forget it. no hippie commune is worth 400 quid.

if you really think that a mask is necessary, I might as well go for the full NBC suit. I was just going to settle for duct tape, but maybe I was being naive!

Thats the problem innit, if it costs that much it sounds more like one of those Brat-Camp things.

Exactly. I thought you had friends that lived on one or something. That'd be ok. Just a cheapo Easyjet flight and all that. but 400 quid! bollocks to that.

go work on the fruit picking then and pay your way.

No way. Paying to stay on a hippie commune? You sure?

Yeah its a shame. Some people have freinds who can hook them up in hippie communes, i have freinds who work in McDonalds and Asda.
But i might get bar work soon so i can stand behind the counter with a big cloth.

no, paying to go to italy. fuck the hippies.



good stuff and it's written from an british perspective so it should help you limeys

Yeah, that big cloth they have is excellent.

Yeah. That might work. Take out a couple of months and work your way around Italy or something.

Saying that, the minute the locals clock you as a tourist you'll be getting robbed left right and centre. Still, nice salads though.

Ive only heard rumours... its the size of Richard Littlejohns opinions apparently

And equally beer soaked

Like Littlejohn? That would explain things, you always say stuff that blatantly isnt true when youre soaked in beer.

I will be in New York in August. And we're driving there!

Racist! Italy has a more longstanding tradition for genius and criminals that England will ever have. So, like, racist it's even racist calling you racist.

so much that they needed to ship them off to an island on the other side of the globe?

please come back to this thread when you have your own penal colony! :p

While I thought that you were a racist, one of my eyeballs dropped on the floor. You're plotting.