Whoah! Hang on a sec. let me get this right. that's Alex, Hayden and simon Cowell. I know Cowell's a bloke because i've seen him on the telly. Alex is usually a bloke's name but can be Alexandra so no problem there I suppose, but Hayden is definitely a bloke's name. So either Alexandra is concocting some kind of an MMF twos up situation with Cowell and Hayden or ... jesus fucking christ no!:eek:

fuckin HELL! so open, so shameless.

It's man on man on man, baby.

Of course she can.I'm only Alexandra when I go to the city with my platinum wig, neon orange satin dress, and clear plastic pumps.

Fabulous.

what the fuck. and babies are involved too? And I thought Ugly Betty was pushing the wholew sexual envelope thing. bloody hell

Thanks, darling. Can I borrow your lip stick? You know your color suits me better.

The gay kid on Desperate Housewives is hot. So is the gardener. And Carlos.

I can't be bothered to care about the world affairs in music.

Nor can i. not after reading what can only be described as 'non-heteromosexual content' on this thread. Makes worrying about set lists and albums seem a bit trivial in comparison. i dunno.

I like watching it because the whole thing is ridiculous as hell.

And Felicity Huffman <3

I thought that show died?

Not for me.

Felicity Huffman better get an Emmy.

HAHA. I can't be bothered to dress like the queen I am.

There's still time Alexandra. Cowell Hayden and the baby are now lost, but you can return to normalcy. Cleanse yourself of their gaydom.

Return to us. you must. you must.

The mom's got a pretty lesbionic hair cut.

And by pretty I don't mean "very," I mean "fabulous."

You know that is a facade, she is a full blown lesbian, and he is the queerest of the queers. The kids will have troubles.

I fear this one is lost too. Another that has surrendered to the gaydom. Only SyntheticallY and myself remain to fight the good fight.

Sorry, I've been a queer since I first sucked cock at age seven.