You secretly want to be Paris Hilton, don't you?

how did you know?
it has always been my dream to have a broke-ass yellow weave, a wonky eye, and herpes. and i would LOVE to spend 3 weeks in a minimum security jail.

Those little dogs are repulsive, you'd want a gigantic cat to walk all over them.

the fact that i was like 9 years old probably had something to do with the fact that i wanted to snuggle the dog. i would feel slightly repulsed and awkward if i had to actually handle one now.

To my smutty English mind, that sounds like some kind of a sex act.

now that you mention it, it sure does. good lord, i can't imagine what that would entail.

i do like dogs as well i just never had one but i would love them just as much.

Says who?

And that's a good thing because...?

No, dogs do that, cats shit in your garden and leave it there.

my sister's chihuahua, amazingly it's not a shivering mass, but a bright and upbeat pup that wants to play

but i don't really like dogs as much anymore, i prefer cats despite never having owned one

my cats are completely different from one another. i could tell you the whole story but it'd be a bit boring.

A lot of people can't explain why they think that cats are such bastards either. Cats are just as sensitive as dogs, it's just that they have a more appealing way to show that side of theirs than dogs, which get too attached too quickly to their owner. They are also a hell of a lot cleaner and disciplined animals, and this makes them funnier to watch when they are being goofy. I do like dogs too, just not as much.

did something awful happen to you in your childhood involving a cat pookie? you can tell me...

It's a totally pointless thing to like, but one of the things that I like about dometic cats is they are, basically, small tigers. I find that quite appealing.

woof woof! did you hide did you aye?

How many dogs have been chewing on a small baby's head compared to the amount of cats that might have done a similar thing?

I love chihuahuas

Although I was bitten by a dog when I was about six, I've never really been scared of them, but I've had enough cats dig their claws into me to know that they're really not to be trusted.

you can't trust this face?

"eated"? is that english?