Wasting my life
on Sonic Gossip.

I could be out
Wheeling and dealing.

Instead I'm here
making shit couplets.

My friends aren't 'round.
Fuck those asshole pricks.

this is about
as close to a mis

sion statement as
we're going to get.

too close to wind
my eyes never closed

Far-side crust burnt
My lunch is pizza

seems very daft
I'm not taking part

I want a go
But I don't know how

If you want to
fly, just miss the ground.

Only one day,
and it's on page two.

Never fear though,
I won't let it die.

You may try to
kill it, but you can't.

If I do this
once a day, it lives.

scissor shock now
selling travolta
hey 5 dollars
gets you good tunes-ah
give me your cash
so i can buy moogs
i learned how to
advertise in haiku

i love Guitar
Wolf, they are so rad.

signed up for my
classes today, yes.

Jesus is dead,
No one really cares.

HA HA goo goo
went the Thurston Moore.

mind you, boarders
this is just a test

never written
an haiku before.

My class canceled;
"Critics of Modern."

Not enough of
students in the seats.

My course units!
I need it replaced.

A.S.A.P.
School starts tomorrow.

If not, I'm screwed.
Four year plan goodbye.

At least I'll have
Chinese for my lunch.

the bus was over-
crowded again
people stuffing
into available spaces

i was searching
for dust
inbetween the cracks
on their faces

following four
comes the number five

This ain't haikus.
This is four then five.

in my medicine cabinet
the winter fly
died of old age

Fuck convention!
Pizza for breakfast.

What is the point
When you can go swim?

I think some peo-
ple don't get the point.

Like someone said,
these are not haikus.

First line is four,
second line is five.

No worries though,
it would be foolish

To let something
on the net bug me.