What!?

It's not Caturday!

BASTARDS.

I'm so embarrassed for you.. :(

I've sunk lower than lolcats. believe you me.

No, I mean;

well that fucking sucks doesn't it.

I expect better burns from you in the future young man!!!

Are you suggesting that his past missives have set any kind of standard whatsoever that he would need to live up to some sort of expectation in this regard?

not so much.

that last one almost put me to sleep though. if it wasn't for the shaking of my head back and forth, I would have surely passed out from exhaustion.

fuck it. I AM going to bed.

I want to watch sway on tv doing a Sinead O' Connor/Pope picture-ripping gesture kind of thing. That controversial, man.