Thanks, you well-preserved fashion victim.

I sleep in formaldehyde.

by the way, did you hear the new one from modern life is war?

It's doing wonders for your skin. You don't look a day over 60.

Yeah, it's alright. I like Witness better, though.

he's a live!

nice to see you again, betty boop.

Happy B-Day, Be drinking a pint for yah soon!!!

it's not really Hayden's birthday.

this is just a troll.

Many happy returns, Hayden. Have a good weekend celebrating it.

Cheers to one more year of being charged as a minor!

Happy Birthday Hayden, you Xiu Xiu worshipping mad bastard

AIDS/ Jailbait/ CUNT/ obsequious prick/ pretentious twat/ WASTER/ FAG

Take your pick, prick!

happy birthday my little ginger skank. hope all goes well.

Happy Birhtday man, enjoy your last year before you become an official adult.

i'm only 5 months away
if i get arrested it counts :(

Don't worry the last Birthday you will look for is 21 after that it is downhill.

i don't think it will be going downhill from there
things have gotten progressively better since i moved out of my mom's house, which was just about two years ago.

Well that is good then.

Oh, weird.
I thought I had a weird dream in which I got a myspace thing saying Hayden's birthday was soon... but then I actually looked at my myspace friends, and realized that.. well, he is my myspace friend, and I did indeed get an actual 'thing' saying it was his birthday...
So...
that's pretty cool.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

yeah. it's okay though.
we looove each other now.