happy birthday.

Happy Birthday!

pormarrraaas!
happy birthday!!!

i hope you know that you're one of my favorite forumers.

every single reply in this thread makes me laugh.

thanks.

:)

happy birthday you sexy beast

Happy Birthday, where do you want the massage, and the stripper?

Little known fact:
floatingslowly is actually older than porky.

happy birthday....japi cumple jejej

floatingsalowly is older than everybody here, for sure.

Buon Compleanno!

CUNT.

[There's a bitch fight in the pub two doors down. Someone just got glassed. I called the police. But you're still a racist.]

now THAT is clever.

hell, I even tried saying I was Sal once.

the Ni Hao! style of typing amazes me (few people realize how difficult it is to actually attempt it).

sadly, I'm far too lazy to bother with creating an idiot persona (beyond this one).


PS: I'm 500. I've stated THAT fact numerous times.

have a gaping ass day

Well, thanks a lot, you guys are surely a sweet bunch. If it was really my birthday I would have posted that I went to Southend with my boy and we sat by the beach drinking and watching a group of African ladies dressed in white singing by the sea, which would be a pretty cool way of spending a birthday. I did that, but in fact it wasn't my birthday, so thank you anyway.