"honey" has to be the most detestable pet name of all.

no wait. "pumpkin". EWWWWWWW.

who sez that shit?

nobody has ever called me THAT but i've heard couples use it. disguting.

any food, really.

Nice, I did that once. She started crying afterwards so I went home.

Haha

Yeah, those are pretty old folks-ish.

such aggression will not stand.

Poopy and Mortimer.

"Poopy?"
What?
How is a name like that supposed to be endearing?

Baybay

They are one of my ex's cats. They are lovely Chinese cats that were saved from being restaurant material by an English woman just as they were about to be drowned. Poopy likes to suck your balls while you are asleep and has had problems with his eyes ever since that tragic episode. Mortimer is a lovely fat queen of a cat.

Ha!

I had a girlfriend like that, but her nickname wasn't Poopy, it was "the convict" (because she was).

My girlfriend and I have pet names for each other, but if you lot think I'm going to give you piss-taking material by telling you what they are, you've got another thing coming.

sometimes i get called "memaw" after my horrible and obnoxious grandmother.
isn't that sweet?

you should pm me with them! i never take the piss/bust balls. your secret is safe with me!

sure thing poky. :D

my ex called me poik.

Are you sure it's not after the sound the police sirens make as they rush to stop you from getting up to yet more dodgy antics?

I'm sure you're a very nice person, but I still trust no-one.

don't you believe it.

all through lunch I was made to endure "the spider-pig" song.

yr wise not to tell anyone yr pet names in public.

just ask my wife's friend "greggles".

"Greggles?"

I am still shuddering.

yes, and not only does she call him that (after he told her someone at work did), she tells everyone to do it as well.

shame is her business, and business is good.