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Yes, I can stick my cock into 45 single women.

Not at the same time, though. Not that talented.

Synth's is a mystery.

Didn't your mother ever warn you? "Never stick your penis in anything that's smaller than..." Or wait, that's about sticking things in your ear, isn't it.

Yeah! It fits! Even in these new fangled compact discs! Did I win anything?

raspas malditas!

I met a guy on the internet who called himself Chodey because he had a chode. It didn't seem like he was joking, either. He was proud of having a stubby cock.

this is exactly what guys with teeny tiny peckers always say...;)

i put a ring on my dick once when it was flabby, then it got hard and the whole thing was terrible.

I don't think I can.

What the fuck is a 45 single?

It's like a gin trap, for the sexually retarded.

you're such a young pup.

it's like a 38 special, but different.

funny thing, this thread invoked my inner 13-year-old, and so i started looking for old 45's, but no-- pookie, that bastard, never sent me any like he had offered. in any case, my turntable comes with the center hole thing-- i should make a carboard tube around it and take it for a test poke. oh, it should be fun!

Yes ! A sex thread !!!
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=6DEcRtYLkt8

I am still confused. Vinyl?

or will arrogance get your prick reputation?

I think so.
My dick's pretty average, but I haven't tested it out, and I don't feel like testing it out on my meagre supply of 45s (I also have some reaaaal old 78s, but themz bitches iz JAGGED).

hhehe "testing"...
Just kidding.