Yeah. Too right. I'm trying to get on as many people's Christmas card lists as possible.

You'll be on mine, don't worry ;-)

if i dont give them all away for free first.

Paedo of the year:


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Originally Posted by luxinterior
Probably because I've never been touched inappropriately by a girl.


Well if you find this happens...just send her my way.

We have ways of taking care of that. ;)

i got nominated for boardie with the most crooked penis.

but i can tell you now, that was all just made up.

I'd like to see nominations for:

Most underrated boardie
Most overrated boardie
Boardie most likely to become a household name for any reason whatsoever
Boardie most likely to marry another boardie
Boardie most likely to get slapped round the face by another boardie
Best artist in any medium
Wisest boardie
Funniest boardie
Boardie most likely to give a decent musical recommendation
Boardie making the greatest contribution to the Sonic Gossip section
Boardie making the greatest contribution to the Sonic Sharing section
Boardie making the greatest contribution to the Non-Sonic Sounds section
Boardie making the greatest contribution to the Non-Sonics section
Boardie making the greatest contribution to the board overall
Best noob
Most missed
Thread of the year
Quote of the year
Favourite boardie
Best SY or related release or event of the year
Boardie who most clearly has too much time on his or her hands

I nominate myself for the final category.

Looks like a good list to me, Sonicl. It'd be best to make a thread for nominations, a thread for votes, and then a thread for results. You don't really need polls for this sort of thing. Everyone just posts that list with their vote next to it and then somebody adds em all up.

You omitted 'paedo of the year' though... arguably the most prestigious award. 'Biggest bastard' would be a good one as well.

I think I already have a nominee on this one.

I'm Mr Nice Guy, you see :) I've only suggested nice categories, someone else will have to suggest the nasty ones.

I think I'd go for polls, though. It saves having to go through everyone's posts and seeing what they've voted and recording it and all that crap.

Oh, well I'm a twat, so here's some of my ideas:

Biggest Bastard
Most Annoying Boardie
Smuggest Boardie
Most Irritatingly Conservative Boardie
Most Irritatingly Socialist Boardie
Northern Git
Southern Poof
Finest Example of White Trash
Biggest Embarrassment

I don't see 'Attention-seeker of the year' on that list.

Boardie most likely to get slapped round the face by another boardie

^ Steady on, shit-stirrer.

Boardie most likely to get raped by against_the_grain?

cuntish boardie
most argumentative

Boardie most likely not to give a fuck: gmku

I can't remember, was it you that got all irate about the running of last year's award, gmku?

Best visual description of a record sleeve
Most likely to never say anything interesting
Most convinced of being witty and funny, when in fact they aren't
Biggest pruducer of trite points of views that do the rounds on more than one message board
Most likely to kiss butt
Biggest black hole in the brain
Most predictably dull poster
Most likely to tell you that you're right, even when they think that you're wrong
Most patronised poster
Most patronising poster
Worrier of the year
Biggest amount of posts that make you wonder if they have missed the boat

You're own very private "Sway Yearbook" ?

Ciarian Mackle for the win!

I'd have take out a few categories, if it was the case.

Biggest Collector Of Hamsters
Best Employee
Most Unlikely To Perform
Best Drug
Best Drug-Taker
Best Rehab Clinic
Best DJ
Best TV Program
Special Award To Deafest Person
Best Furnished House
Most Likely To Hear The Bell
Best Undressed
Best at Being The Best
Most Likely To Have A Penis-Size Complex
Teenager With Most Hours Spent On A Message Board
Most Likely To Die Soon
Most Likely To Die In The Near Future
Most Likely To Deserve Death
Most In Need To Do Some Growing Up
Viagra Deal Of The Year