I know someone who is called Brenda and she's lovely too. ;)

Brenda is a doctor's receptionists name

The name itself suggests a neurotic housewife who gets drunk on gin while her husband is at work, but we can't help choosing what our names are, can we?;)

Brenda is a name that suggests the smell of clean clothes and glasses attached to a chain. It's a sensible, motherly name.

Anybody named Brenda would find it nigh on impossible to commit a crime.

That sounds more like a "Sway" to me

somebody's been watching too much BH90210. :p

Given that people with names such as Brenda and Alistair seem incapable of breaking the law, maybe all children should be christened one or the other at birth. The crime rates would plummet. To avoid confusion a boy could simply be called Alistair, and then a number: Alistair45674, for example. God, I really should run the world.

Jihad is a very cuntish boys name.
Same goes for Mariah.

This is fallacious reasoning.
I bet the % of criminals named Selfetzer is even lower.
ha ha

Fanny

Or those whose name is Cunt.

Killjoy! Your name isn't Jeremy by any chance?

Reginald.
Larry.
Troy.
Mike.
"Junior".
Jonathan.

Jeremiah Jasonitis Frederick Petite Chardonnay III , to be precise.

i'd hit it and quit it

An American trend I know, but people who are known by their first two intitials (C.J. for example) make me deeply suspicious.

or a dental hygienist.

Anyone for Denis? Messrs Thatcher and Healey come to mind.

Aslo, how about Noel? Noel Edmonds, Noel Gallagher...

Florence/Dot/Midge = truck stop waitress

"How ya want those eggs hon?"