after serious consideration, i've come to the conclusion that if i ever JO with another dude, it'd be this dude.

I guess I am out.

tyoooo fucking funny!!!!

what the hell is a JO?

Jack Off.

No Gay Stuff!



Except mutual handjobs, but even then it has to be inside of a FUCKING TORNADO.



And you better be smooth down there.



But no gay stuff.

Why don't you have videos of your band on youtube?

I tried once, but it turned out too dark.

And we are hard to film, since we only play outdoors during a tornado.

ahhhhhhhhhh... i probably should've known that huh.

Where you tied down with a belt?

i'm too lazy to jo right now

could you make sure for me that you use a copious amount of either ck1 or axe body spray to keep things flowing right?

thanks, bro.

I bring you the first solid gold hit "JO in a 'Nado" by MC Flavor-Aid and the Hypnogognic Drones:


clean shaven manscape
this ain't Kansas anymore
it's motherfuckin' H-Town,
Crypto's lookin' to score

his first...

JO in a 'nado
straight dude gay stuff
helen hunt / man mayo

dangerous impossible
belted to the pipes
when the vortex passes over
they won't need those wipes

cuz it's a...

JO in a 'nado
straight dude gay stuff
discreet buds / doin' yeyo

it's vacuum cleaner loving
like you see on TV
found it on craigslist
so he just had to see

his first...

JO in a 'nado
straight dude gay stuff
hairy chest / wonderdruginpedro





PS: I expect studio time CHEAP.

i'm watching twister and i just JO'ed

damn, i could totally see myself JOing to this

Let's make this happen
When can you get in the studio?

I'll have to speak with my agent first.

I may already have a gig to record at Electric Lady Studios, but that's only if they can meet my demands.

there's also talk of a sweedish death metal remix featuring sonic youth and the fall.

I'll keep you posted.

right, right
let me know

ahhh ha.