sean connery still looks like he could kick yr ass and then fuck yr girlfriend and barely even break a sweat

exactly. he needs to open up a school or something. I'd apply immediately

step 1)



step 2)

gah! what's step 1?

fucking image rights!

i present the connery method in 3 easy steps:

step 1)

 

step 2)

 

step 3)



repeat as often as necessary.

thanks... the pic wasnt showing up for me.

i now know what i must do

why the hell am i finding this thing cute? they fucking secrete oils! i would have grease spots all over my nice furniture if i had one of those. or make it wear a hat and sweater and booties.

anyway regarding men, NO i do not like chest hair, hair belongs nowhere except on your head, possibly your face, your crotch, armpits, and your legs if you're a dude. however i don't like stereotypical hairless muscular oiled up he-man-esque chests, i like pasty emaciated hairless chests.

mine too
CUUUUTE

that thing scares me

its so fucking cute though
but it is really weird looking

its weird, when i first saw it, i thought it was weird but cute....but the more i look at it, the more i think that i wouldnt be able to go to sleep knowing that thing would have access to my throat...

maybe if i locked it out of my room while i slept...

yes, bitches seem to like hairless men. I cannot exactly figure out why tho.

Oiled and buffed and waxed guys make me want to be sick. I guess I dont understand why you're spending that much time on yourself, unless you're gay.

haha!

apparently I somehow subscribed to this thread.

That is such a lie.

Awww. What a cutie.

Wait for it..

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OKAY!:

How could they not.

yeaaahahaaaa


porky that was an excellent example
that man is the total opposite of attractive (on the beach)
he has a fucking moustache for christs sake!

Guinness World Record's sexiest man