Don't have a smoker. Though I bet I can get pre-smoked salmon. Hmm. This is making me hungry and all I have is leftovers.

Me, too easy mac for me.

american cuisine must be really poor, that or you people dont know how to eat.

fish is good for your brains. that mercury thing is bullshit-- just eat cilantro to flush heavy metals.

good point though.

how about some ahi tuna sashimi...mmmm........

the latter.

lamb, and mutton, and veal, and beef, and buffalo, and chicken, and hen, and rooster, and capon, and turkey, and duck, and cornish hens, and pork, and piglet, and eel, and salmon, and halibut, and cod, and flounder, and sole, and lobster, and clams, and oysters, and mussels, and crabs, and abalones, and rabbits, and guinea pigs, and crocodiles, and aligators, and rattlesnakes, and frogs, and turtles, and venison, and wild boar, and many more beast and fowls and fish and mollusks, are fucking awesome.

you've tried all of those homeboy?

just not rattlesnake. but im in new mexico, so the opportunity is just around the corner.

Or in your backyard.

i reckon i wold have tried 98% of those beasts

so what is that, some kind of new vaporizer?

oh you have all those tasty marsupials as well.

not really. though sometimes you can see roadrunners jumping around the neighborhood.

kangaroo is an exceptionally fine meat until you get anywhere over medium rare

ohh man, cornish hens!!! i want one, roasted!

i just had some seriously kickass cod tacos last week, turkey as well.

life is good...

Cornish Hens sounds good, with some fresh salsa, and tortillas.

you forgot the snails, the frogs, the sharks, the octopii, the tongue of the cow, the cerveau of a rabbit, the gizzards and hearts of chicken, overly fattened goose livers, raw ground horse meat spread on toast, headcheeses of various types, the congealed blood of a pig stuffed into an intestinal tube and fried, and the occassional sea urchin.


things i have not yet eaten: blowfish, sashimi so fresh the little chunks of flesh are still twitching when you put them in yr mouth, locust fresh off the grain fields swollen with corn mush fried in oil till they pop like popcorn.

you know it.