I personally don't see how it's physically possible to expel bodily waste in such close proximity to another human being. I have severe performance anxiety.

wear a diaper.

I prefer catheters. Much more convenient and hygienic.

I've had a couple of cool moments. I got drunk with Lance Henricksen (MilleniuM, Aliens, Powder, Pumpkinhead) and Tony Todd (Candyman) once. Well, it was like me...six other people...and then Lance and Tony. But it was pretty much just the group of drinking and smoking cigarettes until late...when we went to a bar down the street.

I was also lucky to have dinner once with the entire original Cenobyte group from the first Hellraiser.

Oh...and I had dinner with Rudy Ray Moore (Dolemite) one time.

refined taste.
i like that.

i pissed next to thurston at the ATP they curated at UCLA in whatever year that was... 02, 03? it was after he did his first "side project" freak out the first day. he didnt' wash his hands after he was done. neither did it. i never do. i learned long ago to not get piss on my hands when i take a leak. i don't know what his reason was.

that's not the reason you should wash your hands after peeing

piss is sterile. if there's no water, you can wash your hands with it. wash off the VD.

Like the fork and knife, some devices' simplicity cannot be improved.

I heard Meatloaf hums Hot Patootie to himself everytime he pees.

I peed next to Jon Langford once, back in his Three Johns days. Hung like a donkey, I can tell you....

I was in this situation for real yesterday, with the guy who plays Cain Dingle (Emmerdale).

8/10.

lol! This has to be the greatest thread ever. Thank you NWRA.
Urinals are genius, if you choose to stand and piss at an actual toilet, the stream can deviate! deviate dammit!

this thread is hilarious.

if i was a dude, and i happened to be pissing next to a celebrity, i would look. um i guess that makes me a perv.

my last girlfriend was in the next toilet cubicle to the porn star belladonna, and heard her do what sounded like an enormous poo.

that's fucking awesome!

Funny stuff. I don't know that I ever urinated next to a celebrity.
My older brother took a leak next to Bob Seger in the seventies. I have heard the story a few times. He just said he was tall.
I am not suprisede wayne coyne didn't wash his hands,he is a dirty basterd.