With various degrees of talent and entertainment factor.

I am exactly the same here as I am sitting at home in my brain-jar.

my personality is preprogrammed, and fed to me on punch cards.

You are pretty outdated, aren't you?
I guess "punch cards" sounds tougher than "floppy disks," at least.

Very different.
I never talk about Live Skull and Yamatsuka Eye in real life.