Oh toilet sleaze
i hate to tell you but i freeze
your hands all over me
dont show me your face again
or i'll cry and show you my pain
oh toilet sleaze
i love the way your hands do squeeze
squeeze my titty
miaows the kitty
An std must have you infected
and soon the toilet will be disenfected
you say no and i say yes
but all i really want with you is a game of chess

^^ ha ha. cheeto is gonna love this one.

who's cheeto?

yes

MUSCLE MARIES
Muscle Maries on a sunny day
are much happier like they say
They hold hands on busy streets
showing pierced nipples on their pumped up girly tits
White vests should be worn only in the summer
but then muscle maries would stop thinking you'd look like a proper stunner
If steroids are not your thing
then dont cry when muscle maries say you aint the king
I'll conclude this stupid poem
stating that i never met a muscle mary who likes Leonard Cohen

I like it. I didn't find it offensive at all, so I guess you failed.

fool. it wasn't meant to offend. ah, the evil-seeking christians! :rolleyes:

Yes, we soooo secretly want to be persecuted. I liked it...."fucked to hades," very nice.

it was a different take on the same motif. inspired by your poem. portraying perhaps a less sentimental affectivity (i.e., mine?). and with a little mockery-- but all in good fun.

Very Charles Bukowski. My style shows more restraint.

not really. i threw in the rhymes for silliness. bukowski is more raw-- i show the raw, but i emphasize ridiculousness.

Your dry, academic style is tiresome to me, !@#$%!
Get the stick out of your ass, for god's sake.

I can imagine Bukowski writing about fucking a clock.

You emphasize the ridiculous but it's still raw..."dog face" for example--a very "in-your-dog-face" phrase.

it's not a stick but a hard turd. gotta wait till the first morning cigarette.

Had to work "blue," eh?
Such a cheap tactic.

eh, no hard feelings, i'll mail it to you in a giftbox. :D

You're a giver.

i taught piero manzoni everything he knows

The Undie Sniffer
When I Think About Your Face
I Feel Sorry For The Human Race
You Go Round Smelling Undies
That Certainly Dont Belong To Proper Dandies
Spend Your Life Watching Porn Movies
I'll Spend Mine Getting Free Goodies
Turn To The Left,look To The Right
There's A Sign That Says Your Arsehole Must Be Really Tight

workin' blue too^

bluetooth

alyasa is takin' us to school, those are nice

the giving tree

oh man, !@#$%!, did you go back to smoking?

I never quit, but I thought you may have.