^^^Those better be crispy kremes.

americans...

americans are english with good teeth

hardly

you forgot "...who speak better english"

well they are also free of many social hangups and superstitions, and they weren't spanked in public school, but i didn't want to pile it on.

^ exactly, first thing in my head next to "clap track"

I got spanked in middle school

by the principal no less.

I should not ahve tied up the rubber hoses in my homeroom (the science room) in a knot and then turned on the faucet so that, ten minutes alter, while teacher was taking homeroom roll call, the hose explodes with a loud bang and sprays water all over the back half of the class.

weird, I don't think ameircan audiences show they care that much, the'yre usually pretty indiffernet, unsupportive, uncaring, and disinterested in shit that happens, especially if you compare them to japanese audiences who go crazy about everything.

no.
clearly you have not seen my toofuses up close and personal.

mr. cantank, limey bastard that he is, has teef 5x better than mine. and less yellow to boot!

A lifetime of McDonalds. They put something in the fries.

TRAITOR.

lol

what about those woofing noises american males make to show approval, whilst making a circular motion with their fist and forearm, i bet rob instigator does that every time he posts a picture of semi-clad females.

I remember first seeing that in the UK when they started doing it on The Word. A real low point in Britain's history, surely on a par with Suez.

See: Arsenio Hall Show