When we were on acid we would go into the woods; because when you were in the woods trippin' there was less likely a chance you'd run into an authority figure ... but we ran into a bear; that was even more of a buzz-kill. My friend Duayne was standing there raising his right hand swearing to help prevent forest fires. We got away from the bear, he put his arm around my shoulder and said to me "Mitchell, Smokey is way more intense in person"

Mitch hedberg quote

You're such a cool bunch - dear old Padders is winning!

Yr hard-assed voting inspired me to do another scan of the ever-helpful bear:




Oops! He does try hard though.

Are you kidding me?

Baloo all the way.

we are not fictional but....
SPIRIT BEARS!!!!!!!!

Yeah, Mitch rules(d).

My Favourite is the baby bear in the movie 'The Bear'.
The scene where he eats the fly agaric and trips out is cool!

Bobo, Burns' bear.

Little Bear

Cheese > Bears

Film? FILM? Don't mention that putrid Disney turd. Winnie The Pooh is a book you ignorant twat!

This was a polish animation from the late 70's they showed here in this children show during my childhood. I don't know its name in english though...
So how about your winnie the pooh and that motherfucker paddington and every other imperialistic scum get the fuck out of here!

Maybe crappydrummer can help me with this one?

THE PICKUP BEAR- from taht deerhoof song!

anyone remember the green jelly bear mountian song?

Rupert Bear was always too much of a goody-goody for me, he'd never be the type to get into any mischevious scrapes. A bit of a teacher's pet. And I didn't like the stories all being in rhyme.

Wow, so did I, haha. Anyway, I voted for Yogi Bear.

sonicl hasn't posted here in a long time

this thread is three years old

cave bears

baloo all the way. i love the bear necessities song.

Aw. The golden age of Hip Priest's poll-based threads. Not as good as his cheese thread, but great nonetheless.