I don't get it. Why are the two people on the bed not wearing any clothes?

You see, when a man loves a woman...

that's life

suck it up

hurray!

Oh, OK. I get it. They're doing sex. Cool.

Probably not cool to have all those people around the bed laughing though.

eh, i probably feel worse than you.

Boring story part 666: Many years ago, me and some friends gatecrashed a party in Clapham. We brought booze n all, but were treated with a large amount of rudeness - this despite the fact we'd met the hosts earlier on in a local boozer. Anyway, we decided to relieve them of food, drink and so on. Me and a mate also decided to have an explore, and were in the process of "liberating" a crappy stereo, when this couple in a bed made their presence known. Seems like our teefing hands interrupted their shagging. Oops.

Moral: Never invite me to a party anywhere, ever.

What are you, scousers!?

haha, dont raise your hopes you bloody sissy wanker, she's a woman.

But we can whine about how much life sucks through internet forums!

^^^ The "space keys" guy: Ah yeah? Well, my good man, that be a male name also round these parts...and wot be wrng wiv masterbashun, innit?

nowadays, i'd say that applies to most names, innit geralda?

do calm down Reginald, please!

sure-- but i thought you wanted motivational words!

here's some more:

life sucks! get used to it!

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well no. but sadness is not a bad thing really, that is my serious point. it's part of being human-- learn to feel it.

Listen, Durgnat, don't tell me when to shaddap!

Piss off Peter Purvis

Hey, nice alliteration there. Ya can't knock demon's hustle, fer sure. Anyway, Wobble, wassup?

The Melly's sudden appropriation of a negroid 'lingo' is one I must investigate further.

I've just discovered this beat combo called, "The Wu Tang Clan" - I thought they were clean-cut WASPs. You telling me they're actually Afro-Amers? Damn you, SoulSeek..damn you to hell!

And as a holla back, here's demonrail666 in more casual attire:

^^^I think I've just come.

Oh hang on, I've just spilled me beer. But still, Lewis Collins and Battersea Power Station? Phwoar!!!