i find some doom to be quite sexy, like electric wizard's "funeralopolis", that's a sexy riff.

but mostly metal is more about other physical activity.

i think both my bands/projects are quite sexy, if rather unconventionally so.

Unless you have an up and running sex life, or, better still, a colourful social life to draw inspiration from you can forget about making records that sound sexy. There are exceptions to this, though.

Sexy - Francoise Hardy, Scott Walker, Portishead, The Carpenters, The Ting Tings (um.....), My Bloody Valentine, The Birthday Party, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Loop, and Sleep's "Jerusalem" (it has a wooziness about it that it narcotic and seductive). Agree with the calls on T Gristle and Soft Cell.

Sexless - Meat Loaf (sorry Meat, but "Deadringer For Love" is about as sexy as a pile of washing up), Psychic TV (pretty meh musically at the best of times, "Dreams Less Sweet" aside, and I can think of nothing more erection-destroying than looking at Genesis P Orridge's multi-pierced cock), Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing" (a song I confess to have never liked, and to me the feeling of the song is more of a wank than a good, sensual screw), UK Bassline/Garage music in general (I don't "get" this type of music personally, but can see why the laydeez are into it), the Nelly-brand of R&B-lite (ugh!), Beck, Primal Scream, Spacemen 3 (really so much more a proper narcotic band - I like 'em a lot, but wouldn't think them as being sexy).

what about their suicide song?

I'm not averse to a bit of Carpenters now and then. But sexy?!?

Yeah, they make me feel all wanting to get cuddly and touchy and intimate with someone.

Hmm, was that too much information? Probably :o

Serge Gainsbourg has composed the sexiest music ever.
Melody Nelson is music to fuck to.
er to make love to sorry

the last thing i'd want to hear when boning would be some french bastard crooning away

some French bastard crooning away????
what?????????
hey????




yeah you're right.

You must hand out more Sasha Distel LPs and bottles of Cointreau before giving a big plate of Freedom Fries to Toilet & Bowels again.

do tell it.

fair enough.

You're on a forum demonrail666 posts on. At least one person will find the joke funny, so you can't loose.

I'm all ears (or I should say eyes). Hang on, before you start, let my slide my swastika arm band on first. Racist jokes always seem funnier when I wear it.

you little tease, c'mon.

dino is not amused.

Where's the punchline?:)

it wasn't racist enough. couldn't you have referred to them as "fatgreazyasianmetaldudes", instead? It would've been funnier.

i guess you had to be there.