oh, well, i wasn't doing too good last night or this morning but i'm alright now if a bit edgy.

also i find it peculiar that people didn't figure out until about 1999 that you don't have to wear your pants hiked up to your tits.

I actually think it's odd to see men with really long hair (anything over the ears or approaching or at shoulder length) if those men are over 35, even if they have a healthy non-thinning head of hair. It still somehow looks wrong unless you're a rock star or a hair stylist.

I can neither deny nor confirm...

C - ah, good stuff - I'm sure the edginess thing wil sort itself out :)

I forgot about the high-waisted pants thing :D, but now we have the "men who should wear a fucking belt but don't" syndrome. Ugh, the amount of unwanted arse cleavage I've seen round Soho and Clapham this summer, you wouldnae believe it *heaves*

Ha ha! No shit! That high-waist look is so damned sexy....

mom jeans really accentuate both saggy boobs and FUPAs (fat upper pussy area)

you know like when women get over 40 and they have that weird bulge that makes them look pregnant all the time? that's a fupa.

FUPA? Ahahahahahahaha!
*writes down for future use, noting "comedy gold" potential*

I try to remain blissfully unaware of the fupa.

I think Mister gmku may be referring to a certain boardie here...:o :o

Women with shoulder pads. Why in the world would a women wear shoulder pads? Is it to try and intimidate you? Men's jackets don't (usually) even have shoulder pads, so you end up with girls walking around with broader shoulders than guys. Or you did in the late 80's and early 90's anyways...

You have long hair? Well, you know, I'm generalizing. It probably looks great on you. Just saying, generally...

Badly made jackets, men's or women's, have shoulder pads to make up for the poor design. If a jacket is made correcly, it doesn't need this.

gmku - Ask demonrail about the Melly barnet. Then again, maybe that's not such a good idea from my perspective :D

My bias against long hair could also just be a compensation for my present inability to grow such.

gmku - well, I better your teeth are in far better condition than mine!
*applies more Smoker's toothpaste to gnashers*
*fails*

i can't take any credit for that one. but i see fupas every day.

"I see dead FUPAs"
"Terminate...with extreme FUPAdice"
"Granpaw was the best FUPA there ever wuz..."
"The FUPA is strong in this one"

And so on.

I always have that annoying 'in between' hair, the kind that makes me look like a cast member from the film Dark Star. The beard doesn't help:

I don't take the tobacco but I take the java. Coffee stains are almost as bad.

i got the best of both of them. extra whitening doesn't seem to help. it looks like i brush my teeth with butter.