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Toilet & Bowels 06.02.2006 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
our tiny friends have built themselves a dimensionally proportional living space directly beneath our topsoil. The construction is tailored to their relative sizes, and they are able to function efficiently and freely




does this point not defeat your own arguement, a ruler would not need to stand upsideways if it lived in a dimensionally proportional living space, constructed and tailored to it's size, where it can function freely, i.e. without having to stand on its side?

truncated 06.02.2006 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
does this point not defeat your own arguement, a ruler would not need to stand upsideways if it lived in a dimensionally proportional living space, constructed and tailored to it's size, where it can function freely, i.e. without having to stand on its side?


*Sigh*

Like in the human world, universal standards must be adopted for optimal coexistence of diversity within and without species. The ruler, when lying horizontally, is significantly wider than its peers. To accomodate such a disproportionate size in the standard of construction would be ludicrous. One could apply the principles of evolution to this very situation: the absurdly wide ruler, being in the minority in that respect, naturally evolves to adapt to its environmental circumstances. This is much more scientifically logical and efficient than the other, more similar species adapting to the ruler's needs, or the establishment of structural standards based on the circumstances of an isolated anomaly. If the latter were the case, said species would quickly become resented by the others, and, if not extinguished by the technicalities of physical limitations, would be socially ostracized to the extent that they would become obsolete.

It's just easier on everyone if the ruler stands up vertically.

atari 2600 06.02.2006 11:35 AM

the red bar is

just one way in which she's unique.

 

truncated 06.02.2006 11:42 AM

Who posted that goddamn ruler picture in the first place?

You're all cracked.

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truncated 06.02.2006 12:14 PM

 


"Truncated, may I have your demonic babies?"

Why, yes Jareth, yes you may.

HaydenAsche 06.02.2006 12:17 PM

Truncated is the best poster on this board hands down. The red bar just means she's better than you and isn't afraid to show it. Bow down!

truncated 06.02.2006 12:32 PM

I love you Gooey, even if you won't change your stripes for me.

alyasa 06.02.2006 12:33 PM

We're all already kneeling and bowing. I think this whole posting section should be renamed the truncated section from the existing non-sonics...

h8kurdt 06.02.2006 01:51 PM

Burn

truncated 06.02.2006 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
Yeah truncated, come to think of it, have you ever posted anything remotely relevant to SY on this SY forum? :rolleyes: And, for the record, I bow down to no one.


I've gone over this one before, but hey! Let's do it again, just for shits and giggles.

I post about SY when I feel there's a debatable issue; generally, when I feel it's warranted.

Do I feel the need to repetitively state my undying love for all that is Sonic Youth, day in, day out? To mindlessly list my favorite song off each LP; do it the following week again in a poll; do it the week after in respects to each individual band member?

Not particularly, no.

So Kim, what do you like to eat for breakfast?
Thurston? Any thoughts on global warming?

-Dude! Sonic Nurse, like, TOTALLY rocks!
-Well yeah dude, but like, Washing Machine was cooler.
-Dude, ALL of SY's albums RULE!
-Dude, yr right! SY OWNS!
-Sonic life man!
-RAWWWWWWWK!

Repeat 75 times. Assign varying thread titles to break up monotony. Repeat again.

I like SY. The other members of this forum like SY. There are only so many dimensions of discussion on that topic.

I like interacting with fellow fans of SY because I enjoy their perspectives on OTHER music and issues. On the whole, I find them to be of above average intelligence and open-mindedness.

In regards to the appreciation of SY's music, thanks kids, but I don't need any help on that one.

And so, if my failure to beat a dead conversational horse, or to mindlessly jerk off other SY fans simply on the basis of a common appreciation, makes me a redundant poster, then I personally advocate my own uselessness.

Next please.

Glice 06.02.2006 02:12 PM

I concur entirely with truncy-wunky on the above. The thickness of a persons plectrum is not entirely interesting to me, even less so speculation on the same.

Toilet & Bowels 06.02.2006 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated
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my failure...to mindlessly jerk off other SY fans



i thought that was what you're most succesful at?

truncated 06.02.2006 02:17 PM

Jesus H Christ.

Are we FUCKING DONE WITH THIS YET?

truncated 06.02.2006 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
i thought that was what you're best at?

When the ambience is right.

!@#$%! 06.02.2006 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
i thought that was what you're most succesful at?


ow. that's gotta be a burn too. advantage t&b. :D

truncated 06.02.2006 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
ow. that's gotta be a burn too. advantage t&b. :D


I rather think of it as a refined skill.

!@#$%! 06.02.2006 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
I rather think of it as a refined skill.


the skill to burn or to jerk people off? :p

truncated 06.02.2006 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
the skill to burn or to jerk people off? :p


Both; but hopefully not concurrently.

!@#$%! 06.02.2006 03:39 PM

see, the skill at writing pornography is the one that makes me suspect more and more that you might be an old gay man.

i hear they have that market cornered. :D


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