you can wash dreadlocks. i think most people wash their dreads like once a week but i have no idea.

Americans seem to wash approximately five times a day. It's a wonder they have any skin left.

There goes my preconception about reggae. Fuck, I am pissed.

No I wash two times a day, sometimes three.

filthpot.:eek:

not this one.

Yeah, but you're Irish. So you just have your annual bath on christmas eve night in front of the fire.

sounds about right. you know how fucking hard it is to heat up all those buckets of water, drag them up the stairs, and pour them in the bath?

Unlikely seeing as how I haven't washed my hair (with shampoo at least) since roughly before you were born.

do you use soap, or are you bald?

OK then Belfast boy, explain why, during your last visit to Melly Towers, you insisted on spending two hours in my shower. TWO HOURS. Do you realise how long it took me to clean up the filth you left behind? And did you HAVE to leave your empties of Red Bulll in the toilet?

And even then you have to go through the whole drama of tipping the potatoes out before pouring the water in.

"Is demonrail bald"? Ha ha ha ha ha! This is the line of the day so far! :D

Nope, the menstrual blood of virgins. Works a treat.

He was pleasing himself.

i'll keep that one in mind.

it's easier to just not bother. i'm sure you understand.

I was looking for a window through which to escape.

It's what God invented ponds for, surely.

I remember that, because after we finished recording, I wanted to play you a CD. It was the Ting Tings CD. I can still hear you cries of "for the love of God, turn that thing OFF!"

I'm truly sorry about that, Mister Demon. Seriously.

That's not my name.