nomadic follower, you can go to a radio hack or any electronics store and get a PRE-AMP for around $15-$25. put a 9 volt battery in it, attach the thing to your receiver and attach the turntable to your pre-amp. you will ROCK

i want one. i can porbably get it for like 50$ if i wanted to give the money

i've been relagated to plugging my CD walkman into my guitar amp to listen to music as my stereo has knackered itself and i can't afford a new one on my stude's budget.

anyway, glice, how big is your collection?

Not that large. I hit the 1,000 mark around January of this year. That's CD's and Vinyl combined. It's about 30/70 in favour of CD's, unfortunately.

*Edit: That's albums; I can't be bothered to include 12"s and singles, there's not that many of them though, 150-200 odd maybe...

biggest penis?! pfff!

If i was to judge someone's penis on how many records they owned i could safely say that mine would be waiting outside your doorstep.

that's if it isn't already.

Oh, I see, it's the old 'entice the record collector with a serious question in order to make a derisory comment about my cock' trick. Well, rest assured sonny Jim*, it's big enough to make yo' momma cry.



*I have no idea if I'm old enough to use this insult.

Good for you Mr Glice.How long and hard do you stare at it every day?

Look out of the window.Do you see anything?No?It's not there then.

Vinyl is great, I got myself a turntable two years ago, and I love it. I have to use my guitar amp for speakers, since I destroyed my last speakers:p And the collection is coming on pretty well, I have about 200 Lps, and 12 singles.

I had Lizard eyes implanted so it never need be neglected for any period of time.

Just wondering.I've rememberd that the closer you stare at something,the bigger it looks.

you'd have to be 39 or 40 at the very youngest. dad.

Well, alright then. I'll change 'sonny Jim' to 'cuntchops' if that's ok with everyone?

neighbourhood watch finally caught up with you?

Do you not read 'The Hackney gazette'?

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I'm typing from a prison cell.Toilet & Bowels,your letter box hurt my knob.

i was wondering why the doormat stuck to my shoe the other day