Rhys- guitar?
I can play drums , guitar , bass, and random electric shit
uhh.....hayden
definately ben david cause hes a noizemasta
... hmm..
oh yeah savage clone rocks out as does atsonicpark

maby schitzofrenicroom could be our PR?

Haha.

Let's do it.

We'll just be assholes making horrid noise that people will buy, cuz noise kids will buy anything.

I'm game. We can make a bunch of random blips and beeps under walls of static and sell it on limited edition cd-rs. It'll be hot shit. Pitchfork will worship us.

Let's go the wolf eyes approach and release 700 different full lengths in 5 years.

Good idea. Jam at my house in 20 minutes?

i already did that bichez
EDIt: i thought your land lord grounded you

During our jam, we'll create what I like to call "skronk soundscapes".

anyone who is a worse musician than me and uglier!

Ohhh.. better yet.. sound SCRAPES.

Our name? Uhh... Cancer Filth.

And the first album will be called "cleaning with a dirty bowel".

It'll be 90 minutes of skronk feedback from a skronkboard (circuit bent) and a drum machine (circuit bent) recorded to the shittiest tape ever and then slowed down a whole bunch so that it's "Creepy". limited to 5 copies, 4 of which will never even be released.

Better yet. The one copy that is released is released to someone's dying grandmother. It'll be the noise album of the year. Then, we have to have 30942340492 different side projects making the EXACT same noise and pretend they are something different. The majority of the side projects have to have the same members as well.

Cancer Filth. I love it.

And then we'll get a major indie label to release our shit becuase spin magazine proclaims that noise -- like that of the mars volta and "black die" -- is this new thing that JUST HAPPENED.

And then muse will cover one of our songs and say this:

"Check out the cancer filth cover song. It's a new style of music coming out of weird abandoned art galleries in Boston, called Skronk music which is like insane punk, simplistic sort of gamma noise metal. Dom and Chris are gonna do a cover at the beginning of the gig tonight, of one of the bands that does that."

I think our side projects should involve us at least switching instruments. If not switching instruments, at least turning treble up on our amps instead of mid. If not turning treble up on our amps instead of mid, at least let me borrow your cable cuz mine is all fucked up from too much skronkin'. I will call the side project SCAB MISSILE.

Oh, and of course...

we'll eventually tour with sonic youth and thurston will pretend to like us cuz he's a sonic geezer and he wants to appear hip/.

Oh, and last but not least.. our influences? Suicide, Throbbing Gristle, Einsturzende Neubauten, Merzbow.

You know, the forefathers, man.

i can sing(?) i dont know. i play guitar and nothing else

Exactly. Noise is so fresh and new. Thurston and all the other old ass hipsters will LOVE us.

SICK BOI!

I can do guitar, mellotron (I got a simulator on my 'pewter), piano, vocals, samplers, sequencers, harmonica, bass.

yes, but not well.

oh i guess
me + marleypumpkin + guitarpro + ripfrey + goldenchild + all the other noisesters and guitarists.

Any of you.As long as i would have complete control of the music,artwork and money.And possibly your patners too.

as long as i get some form of minimal pay then i don't care if you want to do all the work