The best way to turn bibles against their readers is to put a bunch of them in a pillowcase and start swinging. I guarantee satisfactory damage with this approach.

With the sort of history the Catholic Church has, I wouldn't be surprized if someone hasn't already tried that.

Ya know, I always wondered how big Satan's (as portrayed by Tim Curry in Legend) cock was.

I thought it was pretty big, but who knows if Satan's biggest weapon is deception?