it was this girl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-turf...e=channel_page

uuhuggh. makes me shudder.

Today I came home to find that my wife and daughter had been raped and then murdered. FML

just kidding, didn't find that one

As if she had a boyfriend.

that girl looks like shrek

What?!? Where can I find more about that?

Oh, and

Today, I fell asleep in the train. When I woke up, everybody was staring at me with a strange smile. I'll probably never know what I did. FML

He must have meant "in 3 [hours]," in which case it makes more sense.

RAGED SO HARD :mad::mad:

hahahah!

A guy's reply to her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXAkQsy_pos&NR=1

OMFG I laughed so hard!!!

Today i made a cup of tea and i had a biscuit to dip in it but i left it in to long and it all fell in . FML

My brother was playing playstation and i said "shot gun next go" but he didnt hear me and i didnt get a go. FML

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

i like to read those and click on "you deserved that one". oh, sweet Schadenfreude.

Personal/true one from this weekend:
I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her parents and have dinner, her dad looks familiar... I then realize I used to sell pot to him. FML

"Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s ». I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML"

"Today, first day of my new job. During, the break, my boss asks me about my age. I am 18. She answers that she was my age thirty years ago. Like my mother!, I say. She doesn't seem to understand. You are 48, like my mother!, I repeat. Embarassing silence. She was my age thirtEEN years ago... FML"