I'm guilty of that.

On topic with the TC's post, A few year's ago I hadn't listened to SY in a while. They were still my fave band but that wasn't going to last. I saw them at Coachella and I remembered why I loved them so much. Kim also became my new fav SY member that night.

People give you their old Dirty t-shirts and copies of TV Shit.

- You start to think that "The Eternal" isn't a bad name at all for an album

When you belong to the Sonic Youth Message Board, Sonic Youth Flickr Group, Sonic Youth email list, Sonic Youth My Space Group, and have Sonic Youth in your top My Space friends...

Oh wait, maybe that's just when you realize you're a pathetic geek who spends way too much time online.

-When you go on a MILF hunt after you and your friend dub it 'MILF Week' (nothing but MILFs all week), come across a personal ad posted by a MILF that reminds you of Kim Gordon, and then make it your personal mission to go out with and sleep with said MILF... AND... AND... because of the burnin' Youth love in your heart and intense commitment, your advances towards said MILF look like (as of right now) they will result with a very positive outcome.

you start humming along to the hoover

Carved suk for honesty on your chest.

painted a zero on your hand

When you hear a word (eg. Beauty) and start singing Beauty Lies In The Eye.

...You can whistle along to every dissonant fucking note of their entire catalog.

you get turned on only thinking of have the chance to see sonic youth live
(that's what's happening to me right now)

- you start thinking about SY tattoos

when you think "dirty" is just a shitty sonic youth record, but a good record when compared to other bands.

there's a knife in you kitchen

chop chop

you're trying to figure out how to build cheap 100x140 cms frames.

you learn to like SYR5.

You post in this thread pretending you're contributing something funny!



BAM

Vulva is the moebius strip of Sonic Youth fans.

I have no idea how to take that, but I think you're coming on to me. If so, I'm flattered.

you automatically fall in love with any girl/woman wearing a sonic youth T-shirt.