webster /emmanuel lewis just turned 38

If anyone ever has the great idea of remaking "Last House On The Left", then they can expect a visit from me, armed with a rusty tin opener and in the mood for some sans-anaesthetic goolie-removing surgery.

ouch! I'm sorry man, I stand by my word, that shit sucked! Not my style, i rarely even watch sitcoms as it is, mostly PBS junkie myself..

I'm not going to argue that sitcoms are shit. This is coming from a 23 year old.

I enjoyed the show when I was 14, however.

It's the guy from Harry and the Henderson's for God's sake!

How can a stoner, such as yourself, hate such a show?

i saw a band the other day, they were art school nob jockeys who did a "surreal" version of american hillbilly folk, it was the worst thing i've seen since i saw the retards from eddie prevost's workshop play an "open workshop" gig last year. anyway, the reason i thought of them is that all their lyrics were like your post. their next gig was at tate britain. i don't know what that says about the world, but presumably it also means you shouldn't be wasting nuggets like that post on internet oiks when you could be using them to rouse a chuckle from sir nicholas serota and his chums as they gulp back glasses of chateau lafitte.

I'd dust off that rusty tin opener if I were you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVQ57x7Bvm0

You might also be interested to know that Sly Stallone is set to take the vigilante role that old scrotum chops Charles Bronson made his own in an upcoming remake of Death Wish. Whatever next, John Travolta being cast in another go at The Taking of Pelham 123? Well, actually ....

We had a thread about that not too long ago...
http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...ghlight=craven