UPDATE:

The mp3 player was not stolen.
I was recently digging deep within my couch's insides and there it was!
One of the happiest days of my life.

Now, I'm not sure if I should feel more like a stoner-idiot, or less like one.

ha ha
great

Er, you know which I'd opt for, don't you?

"Your memory goes right out the windah..."

This thread is stupid, so I think we should turn it into a thread about things old people have said to you in complete seriousness but sound retarded to you because you are young and cool and hip and you know that they are just old and used to be cool but aren't anymore.

"I ought'a box your ears!" - grandmother, to my brother, when he brought his toy gun into her house.

"No! Even criminals don't use that sort of language!" - grandmother, to me, when I got frustrated with something I was doing and said "What the hell?".

something something.................dark side.......

This has nothing to do with weed but I didn't want to start another thread about smoking so...

Why are girls who smoke so damn SEXY? I mean, yeah, they might stink, have nasty fingernails and teeth and bad breath..... but damn, just watching a girl smoke is kinda hot. It's so... WRONG.

You just answered your own question. Damn girls who smoke are hot...

I don't find the actual of a chick smoking weed particularly hot.. or unattractive. It's just.. a chick smoking weed. Hmph.

But a chick smoking a cancer stick.. mmm!

Cigarettes just look hot on girls. And THAT is the TRUTH.

hahahahaha