Wait a minute. Didn't Keith Richards just fall out of a coconut tree on his head and die after shooting up a mix he made from his dad's ashes?

I think you're messing facts, kind sir. Keith Richards is the son of Madonna and Bob Marley, so there's no coconut trees to speak off indeed. I think you are confused by the slightly different event of Paris Hilton eating a taco and Britney Spears watching it on MTV.

I might be wrong though

I heard that Mick Jagger was rushed to the hospital with cardiac arrest after his stylist detected a bald spot.

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I heard gmku is a Rolling Stones fetishist

I did not have sex with that Sticky Fingers album cover.

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