^Mr. Bill is awesome.

1)look up
2)look down
3)run away

i had my nose pierced when i was in athens to see mudhoney
i have a blog but you cant read it because it's in bulgarian
i like tim burton movies

1. i can't sleep facing the left (schizo stole it)
2. i hate locusts
3. my fingerprints have all the same shape on every hand(not that they're all the same)the "waves" start from bottom left to high right on the right hand,on the left hand they start from bottom right to high left,except the left index whose fingerprints'waves start from bottom left to high right.i have no idea if this means something...not the index thing,but the whole sentence i just typed.

i'm too chicken to ask my boss for a raise
i'm 28 but tell everone i'm 24
i'm a technophile and have to have every new gadget out

Pt. 1 (Random facts NOW!)
1) I just payed a plumber a 7,50$ tip.
2) I still have no hot water.
3) It's gonna cost me 450$.

Pt. 2 (Random facts GENERAL!)
1) I have friends.
2) I smoke Lucky Strikes.
3) I can open/close each one of my eyelids independently from the other, at any given speed.

1) I have a stomach ache
2) My only pet ever was a rabbit called Wembley
3) I'm going on holiday to Corsica soon. YIPPEE!
4) I can't count ;)

i'm a gemini.. that makes me evil..
i started learning the guitar when i was 26..
currenty overwork a lot, and miss my wife...

Holy SHIT!

Guess you've got to balance those tits out somehow (I've still got dibs on the left).

I'm a local history freak - I have quite a collection.

I love milk. Dairy products in general, in fact.

I'm not much of a fashion victim, but I do quite like Drunkn Munky t-shirts.

my older brother has a load of them Drunkn Munky T's they are so funny.

I get them from TK Maxx nice and cheap - I've got five or six. THey are rather nice, and baggy too, which is good. Some great designs.

i had to go to hospital when i was 18 for something quite serious, but none of my family know.

i was in the audience to the rikki lake show.

i love toast more than any other type of food ever.

i didn't know what Drunkn Munky was..
i google'd it..
i don't get it...

i'm an opera singer
i collect hilarious jean claude van damme films on dvd
i like sonic youth

my tooth hurts
eye heart ass
i can't really dance, but i do crip walk like i was born doing it

I shit blood infrequently.

My favourite drug is secretly a horse tranquiliser.

I reject reterritorialisation.

No way! Are you getting fukt on Ketamine, nicknamed "special K"? :eek:

Not right now. About once a month I'll have a fun weekend though.