this, despite my insistence that "I just hate people" is the real reason why I have problems with favorite-poster list-threads, in my experience, these only seem to result in hurt feelings.

my posting choices were:

• ignore (yeah right).
• diplomatic non-specification.
• scorched earth.

I went with the latter, but just for glice, here's my non-IRLphobic response:

I love you all and would like nothing more than to make sexy-love-time inside each and every one of you (or maybe just a few beers).

i'm surprised people have met !"#$"!#%.
i always thought that he was a recluse evading from the police or some mafioso.

Or just an onerous cunt.

pantophobia
velcrobananapiel
nerdosquare
rupert styles stilinski
walter carson
sonic 101
evilnerd
!@#$%!
naomi
nefeli
pokkeherrie
toilet & bowels
magic wheel memory
amyvega
krastian
blunderbuss
jon boy
moshe
hiland
iain
chris lawrence
izzy
katys (from milwaukee)
neptuneg
georgekrz

Have been around but not spoken to: Whorefrost, Swa(y), GreenLight


There's a shitload of you I'd like to meet, believe it or don't.

I hope to meet many of you at ATP this year.

I have met quite a ridiculous number of inhabitants of this den of iniquity in my time, and it has always been a pleasure.


As to the future, I know that I shall share room space with _slavo_ and Greenlight at the MBV ATP later this year.

And I very much hope that I shall share room space with SYG people at the Master Musicians of Bukkake show in London this Wednesday.

And I'm sure that Stu666's and my paths will cross sooner or later.

I thought this was the michael jackson joke thread, instead it's the forum virtual handjob thread.

Just ignore me, I'm in a bad mood.

ahem, ahem...
i have only met one person on this board, but he is the most important,yup thats right- MOSHE!
at three different gigs i think

Worry not, my friend, I haven't forgotten about us meeting in August, honest guv.

oh thats just splendid!

Never met anyone from the board
For some odd reason no one's from Lille on there.

haven't met anyone yet, but as he said already, melly will be showing me and my brother around london a bit..

you all live too far away.

I've met 4 or 5 boardies and regularly talk to 2 others away from the board.

I've never met nor conversed over the phone with anybody I've met over the internet, which is quite a few actually.

Don't know who I would like to meet from here through since I've probably pissed off the most established members one way or another. An evening out with floating and girlgun sounds enjoyable, though.

i never met someone from this board, and i think i'll never met...( maybe one day i can change my body to megabytes of virtual energy and can go to your pc's in 3...2...1...seconds)

Care to meet up for an IRL handjob?? ;)

LOL that just made me laugh and I think I got spittle on my monitor. If that doesn't deserve a repping I don't know what does.

Yeah, just a shame you're allllll the way over there and I'm alllllll the way over here. ;)