i'd like to be best in being a good partner/boyfriend.

which, in fact, I'm really far from being.

I'd like to be the best at discovering music,art,books,places,food,drinks,etc...that appeal to me.

Damn...
Looks like I've got some competition.

I'd simply like to be in a really great band who enough people enjoy the music of so I could make a career out of it. A band in which most people universally love (Or like a lot). Have a record or two be considered a "genius effort" from indie rock from the time period.

Since that was a mess and made little sense, I wouldn't want to be the best band ever because I don't really think "best" exists (Literally being better than EVERYTHING that qualifies in the category? Seriously?), but I would like to be "one" of the best indie rock bands who people say sound just like Pavement but nobody ever realizes all of the songs are just ripoffs of better songs.

~Jeremy~

the best at squeezing titties

I am the best partner/boyfriend. I've been told this by every girl I've dated, and I even got an email from an ex saying that I'm too uh... good of a boyfriend and that alienates girls that I date because girls don't want to date someone who they feel impossibly indebted to. In other words, most girls want a guy with flaws so they feel better about their own, and so they don't feel the pressure to compete... But yeah, I've never cheated, I'm always on time, I always get my women whatever they want, I will see them at 2 PM or 2 AM, in rain or snow, I will walk miles upon miles, I will risk life and death, I will ... you know. Just, everything. Even though my girlfriend and I are apparently "breaking up" soon (which, in all honesty, I think is just a temporary thing -- I'm not being delusional, I just know that when we're together, things are great... she's not faking or hiding her feelings... I think she just needs a break from me.. and maybe just needs to see what else is out there... then, she'll know), I have given her close to $500 recently, just to help her out. She didn't ask for it! She didn't expect it! She's not using me... I had to force her to take it. But, yeah, she is apparently moving far away, and there's going to be a period where she isn't working and I wanted to show her that I support her, even though I don't agree with what she's doing to me, and I definitely don't agree with this situation in general. I've done more than that, but I don't want to... yeah. Maybe I'll talk more about this after we officially "split up".

The point of this paragraph was just to say: You can be the best boyfriend ever, but a lot of girls don't want that.

I'd do anything to make a girl cum.

u sound like a narcissist

uhh...

Nah, just honest. Also, I'm probably one of the best typists currently alive. I type 149 words per minute without error. How is stating a fact narcassistic, especially when it's relevant to the topic at hand? We all are good at something. Might as well be honest at what you're good at. I'm not BRAGGING here. I'm not going "Look at me, I'm a great boyfriend, fuck you all!" In fact, if anything, I'm being self-deprecciating: It's widely acknowledged that I'm a great boyfriend but still, girls have cheated on me, lied to me, and broken up with me. And I've never even yelled at them. I'm ... too good. Which is probably why I want to blow my brains out. A "narcassist" probably doesn't hate himself and wishes he were dead every day.

Also, dont worry, I'm honest about my faults too.

skating

eating yogurt
making edible cereal out of rocks

for future reference, this is why I like australians. they fucking EAT ROCKS, man.

if she isn't happy there, no amount of you 'being a good boyfriend' is going to make it any different. no point beating yourself up over that. really.

Yeah, it has nothing to do with me.. well, for the most part. It's just that she's not happy in life, in general, and needs to change. I'm not beating myself up, I'm still tore up over the situation though I have some hope.

it wasn't meant to be a negative comment, if it sounded a bit like that.

I just know I've been in situations where I've felt like I was doing everything I could do to make something better, and beating myself up over it.. before realising.. wait, I am doing everything I can do.. so.. not it's not something Im doing wrong, so there is no point letting it drown you.

magician.

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