that was all so wrong, floatingslowly

so awesomely wrong

I don't have an iPhone....YET! Upgrade is on teh 7th.

my poor kid... having to listen to me half jokingly yell all the time.

wow! this thing is getting me all kinds of sympathetic looks!!

"I don't know what caused it, she just starting going off about spiders."

:( ( :) )

i... phone?

I also like how this thread is called "iphone - voice memos". It's presented in such a way that it's a band called iphone with an album called voice memos.

I'm listening to satan talk.

Do you care if I use one of these clips for my next short? I have an idea. How do you want to be credited?...

go for it

credit "casper"

I'm going to take a few handdrawn draculas and have them reenact this conversation in front of a gigantic skull or something. I'll probably do it tomorrow. It's going to be surreal and ridiculous. Thanks!

oh my god

will you be my best friend

yeah, of course.

I just really like the way these sound. Fulfills my every desire. Because the quality of the recording and the weird voices sound kinda surreal and ridiculous anyway. Also, I think telephone distortion is the best type of distortion. Plus, what can I say? I have some voyeuristic tendencies to hear people ramble about stuff that I have no idea about. It invokes a sense of mystery and wonder. I'll get drunk tomorrow and try to make some art to put some to these wonderful gifts.

I wish I had an iphone.

or a phone with buttons that actually made the number that hey have written on them, come on the screen when you press them.

yer phone is broke or just that crappy?

it is broken. my end call button makes the 5 happen. repeatedly.. as well as hanging up/ending whatever Im doing. my 5 ends calls.. so I can't type any phone number with a 5 or use any of those letters when Im typing a text. It's one of those nokia slide phones.. and the play/pause buttons make the numbers 4 and 6. oh, and pressing one cancels out of whatever I'm doing.. so I can't type 1's either. my camera 'take photo' button focuses the camera but wont take any photos.

its great.

ahahahah that is awesome(I'm sorry) heh.

Me burping:
https://www.yousendit.com/download/Y...Z2pubVZFQlE9PQ

my text messages to people look really stupid now. I'm using !'s for L's, < for K's and ) for J's : /

This thread inspired me to record myself deepthroating my phone.

ew!!

Long version: https://www.yousendit.com/download/Y...NmNPSHcwTVE9PQ
Short version: https://www.yousendit.com/download/Y...NmNVbS92Wmc9PQ


I'm so bored.