oh dont get me started.

I got wanded for a condom wrapper. :(

what tell us

buzzit dey chips a munchin weeel comits da day sei da goooaaal pint pint no dentist no dentist berry ineralcove hey fuck danes

there's not much too it.

I put it in a pocket because I meant to throw it away.

after setting off the metal detector several times, they moved me over.

I swore that I didn't have anything on me.

when he found it, he had no interest in throwing it away for me either. :(

ps: I smile at cops. they (the good ones at least) can smell yr "omg I'm totally going to get busted" fear.

az dat da rail?

I'm going to the dentist on wednesday, if that's what yr asking.

some crazy lady who apparently worked on the police force in this tiny town my friend lives in got her partner to chew us out for talking like normal teenagers(/adults) in a park. dude was such a douchebag - it was the kind of shit that cops do just because they have fuck all else going on. we were just having a good time and he (and the crazy lady) were harshin' on it. he was threatening to arrest us (something completely bullshit) but i just walked off. everyone i was with followed.

i made a similarly incoherent thread about it when it happened, i think. really lame.

I do not look at them.
I am always afraid that they will sense or smell that Im afraid of them and think that I have a particular reason to be afraid but Im just afraid of the police in general like a phobia really.

when you say "harshin' on it" I think of hackey-sacks, and then I get really angry.

mlurk mlruk hava pinta ol bishhups finga wot fell mlurk mlruka whistle soom soom; ye fieeelds nit de sam bit sine de balls cahved outta muh scrrreeehoootumtam

what have you done with diesel?

sounds like worship.

mlurk *buurpsa chips a pint* mlurk

ladies and gentlemen FORT KNOXIOUS

I think he's trying to speak english.

ok let me help:

sheppards pie
beans on toast
worcestershire
yorkshire
all the other shires
sunday roast
fucking black pudding
moaning
tv license
upper class middle class working class
chavs

mmmllllerrrkk

you may want to wear a bib next time. you've practically ruined that shirt.