i'm going to need to see some id to make sure that you are indeed james marshall hendrix. if not, no dice. sorry buddy but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

the masses are asses

that doesn't make any sense

you are part of the mass, so the second part explains the other things you've said

am i not allowed to hate stratocasters? i really truly think they suck.

The only thing that really sucks about strats are the knob placements. Mine has a good tone. There are TONS of better guitars. It's widely popular because it is a rock cliche. Most beginners start with a strat.

If you know what you're doing you can make it sound great.

This is less about you not being allowed to hate strats and more about me trying to shove that cookie in your mouth Satan. Shove that big ol cookie in your mouth. Cuz it's not crumblin on me :-)

I don't wanna say my name on here, but yes, it's not James Marshall Hendrix.

you can think they suck, but singling them out as being the shittiest guitar is too much

Those mexican squire strats ARE the worst guitars ever made.

yes. yes they are. every time i see a black and white squire strat in someone's house, i feel like that person's entirely accepting/admitting/displaying their douchedom.

I still get angry
I still get sad
And the losers still drive me mad
And I wonder
If I have anything to say anymore
Oh yeah I wonder if I have anything to say
Except the masses are asses
They're all asses

Things still piss me off
And things still make me cry
Poetry's in motion but not in mind
Poetry's in motion but not in my mind
Poetic justice will come in time
And I just have to laugh
I just have to laugh
Because the masses are asses
We're all asses
Masses are asses every day
Masses are asses in every way
Woo woo

Hendrix needed a strat because when you turn a tele upside down, it's really hard to get those high notes. Of course, he didn't have to do it that way, but still he did, and strats give more room for dem fingers. The majority of the sound is about your pickups, amp, etc.

Not a guitar afficinado never played a lick but I've seen many guitars and wether they sounded good bad or indifferent depended upon the player not
the guitar

^are you a troll?
you better be.

not a troll just an observation from many years of live shows in bars, clubs,
music halls, arenas and so on. I think I've seen enough and listen to enough to know who's making it and who's faking it.