thats why i prefer cats.

a puppy who reads the daily mail

Meow.

and nme.

Which, ironically, is left-leaning.

I'm not sure how I feel about cats. They are aware of their supposed superior intelligence and flaunt it in an almost taunting manner; many people consider this attribute appealing, and therefore prefer cats as pets. I suspect that cats mock these humans for being so gullible, and while perfectly capable of living independently, take advantage of said humans and revel in the completely effortless existence they enjoy from being completely supported and pampered.

Perhaps that speaks more of cat owners than cats. Either way.

Move along.

I'm not sure you can describe a paper for which a paragraph consists of two clauses (usually with the object noun in bold) as having any political content. Maybe you're confusing the NME 2010 with the NME of 1985? You do know that not everything badly-written is left-wing, right? Is NME still owned by the IPC?

Edit: to Keeping it Tory.

Yep.

That assumes KIS can tell the difference between good and bad writing

I know you should've ended that cheap shot with a full stop.

i enjoy mocking humans as well.
they will live with you if they like you.
they don't need to show affection by being obedient or showing tricks, they don't try hard to please.
most of their displays of affection are genuine rather than a desperation to be liked and pampered.

I assume you're referring to cats.

I've gathered that Keeping It Simple is stalking you?

How so? :confused:

no, hes stalking everyone.

I've really never liked the idea of having pets, especially cats and dogs, I think lots of people probably end up getting them for their children.

I think it's a valid point bearing in mind your chosen reading matter

Do you have a phobia of full stops?

Don't edit T&B. He eats babies' poop. There's no telling how he'll retaliate.

No, I believe he's singling you out. I bet you're HAWT.

Conversed with the hottest wimmen at a bar today. Damn.