it's cuz his grandfather stole tejas

fact

we all know the official language of the USA is $$$$$$$$$$

if backwood-Alabama made a law that said everything was in spanish, and I wanted to move there, then yes, I would expect myself to speak spanish.

what if I chose to move to backwoods-Nicaragua (pronounced with effect) and demanded that my license be given to me IN ENGLISH. you'd think I was a cunt!

(note: I AM a cunt)


stole is a little harsh....bought and paid for....in BULLETS!

pew pew pew pew

the whole point is that requiring any such law, or mandating any such law is inconstitutional.

Alabama is not an English word is it? No, it sounds too good.

in nicaragua you could drive with an international driver's license:

http://www.aaa.com/vacation/idpf.html

re: cunt -- are you MOIST? and most importantly-- do you have flaps?


ha ha ha ha! i snorted-- a little

what we have here, lil' yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure alabama black snake, but it ain't too gawddamn boucoup.

as international drivers can drive with international licenses in Alabama!

that's not the issue, is it?

I want a license FROM Nicaragua, given to ME, in good ol' eeenglais.

"but space, Nicaragua is poor, what if they can't afford to do it?"

you don't say...

all a gringo needs to do in nicaragua is pay a bribe, you ignorant fool

travel more

just sayin'

--

and in nicaragua you can get around everywhere on public transportation-- not the case here in 'merica, especially if you wanna hold an illegal alien job in subway-deprived arizona. dishwashers of the world, unite!

who says I can't speak spanish? you racist fucks!

I just need a cigarette badly, and I like watching Rob foam at the mouth.

besides....WHO THE FUCK IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO MOVE TO ALABAMA (or Nicaragua)???!!

you really need to sort out buses and trains guys.

american spies, of course

besides-- nicaraguan women are fucking hot

i'm not just talking about bianca jagger in her heyday (not sure if 60s or 70s, but the fashion police should know), but various women i've met over the years-- mmm-mmm-mmm! deliciosas.

Does anyone remember that bit in Cheers when Woody Harrelson said the English won the American War of Independence because everyone in America speaks English?

who the fuck watches that?

go away!

Alabama is one of very few states on my mental list of 'American states that probably aren't full of cunts'.

Dude, hassle the cunt all you like, but Cheers was brilliant.

cheers rules man.

so do nicaraguan women

Cheers has never been bettered.

really? never followed it, but looks lame. that's the one with the fat guys on the bar, right?

anyway, obvious photo here:



look at those sweet nicaraguan tetas

so, the solution is FUCK getting a driver's license, you get a limo instead.

*adds to list*

in Spanish, please.