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!@#$%! 08.11.2010 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
not when your a grl who is frequently in bad parts of town or empty buildigs full of horny creepy contractors. I have had a few encounters. I am not gonna be the grl to get raped in the bathroom. I will elaborate when I'm not on the bberry


a knife is a nice tool, i carry a swiss army knife, but if you fear for your safety, why not pack a pistol?

get yourself glock 17-- it's light (the frame is a high-tech plastic), it's potent (9mm parabellum, which will blow back an attacker), it packs 17 rounds per magazine, and it never jams-- and it's actually MORE LEGAL than a concealed knife. there are legal limits on each state on the length of the blade you might have on you, so you might actually be breaking the law with your little weapon there, but you can get a conceal carry permit for your pistol.

besides, a gun will give you greater "command presence" than a knife-- in other words, you may not have to use it by just showing it properly. on the other hand a knife might invite somebody to take you on.

also, learning proper use of a handgun is easier than learning knife-fighting techniques-- i mean if you like martial arts, ok, but a knife requires you to be close to your attacker. fuck that. btw your tanto knife (purse) requires a different technique than the fish knife you carry in your car.

and guns beat knives. if you don't believe me, ask PEDRO NAVAJA

artsygrrl 08.11.2010 05:32 PM

This is great news! I thought pitchforks were only for killing the walking dead!
 

artsygrrl 08.11.2010 05:33 PM

Awesome thread, GAIL!

!@#$%! 08.11.2010 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by artsygrrl
Awesome thread, GAIL!


it started very funny, but then she said "i will not be taken alive", and i shuddered

SONIC GAIL 08.12.2010 08:34 AM

Hahaha I know how to hold my ground. Just sayin I had a few creepy incidents. Ryan gavem to me and taught me exactly how to defend myself. Women are just prey in some places here.

Rob Instigator 08.12.2010 09:45 AM

pitchforks are ideal for loading dead babies onto flat-bed trucks

lucyrulesok 08.12.2010 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
pitchforks are ideal for loading dead babies onto flat-bed trucks


i thought i was the only one

SONIC GAIL 11.03.2016 12:16 AM

hahahaha!!! Sometimes I forget how hilarious I can be!

tw2113 11.03.2016 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
hahahaha!!! Sometimes I forget how hilarious I can be!

When in doubt, you can always fall back to your looks *innocent whistling* :D

SONIC GAIL 11.03.2016 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by tw2113
When in doubt, you can always fall back to your looks *innocent whistling* :D

I still got it


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