we keep buying crappy bitter coffee and i do not enjoy it, no.

oh yes, brilliant thread

i'll attempt:

my cable only gets 800 channels, and i want 5000 channels

my ipad doesn't use flash-- bwaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

my parents bought me a used car and it's EMBARRASSING

an LP costs $20 so i can only buy 20 per month-- so unfair!

this year i could only afford going to mexico on vacation, but i really wanted to go to europe

i twisted my ankle! i want an MRI!

i don't have enough facebook friends

they gave us coca cola but i much prefer pepsi

I won't be able to wash my clothes tonight because the washing machine broke down and we get a new one in a couple of days.

i don't want to go to college but my parents are making me

the doctor says i need to eat less meat

i hate working 8 hours a day

my stock portfolio is down 3%. no christmas this year!

my trash can doesn't close, i have all those pizza boxes in it

i can't believe they don't have macdonalds in this fucking country. what is this disgusting street food?

I'm not keen on the colour of the wall on the left in the bathroom. I'd prefer if it was white or something lighter than that.

I've wasted 10 minutes to illegally download this record and it is overrated. I just feel like going to bed and cry silently all night.

i want a marshall amp and im stuck with this piece of shit peavey

my grandparents won't die, and i want my inheritance

i can't find a nursing home to keep my aging parents out of sight

i went to the supermarket and they didn't have vegetarian dog food

my new tv is 2 inches thick but my friend's tv is 1 inch thick. i feel inferior.

My frappuccino does not have enough caramel...

i hate going to community college two or three times a week - it's preventing me from achieving absolute slackerdom.

at my work where all i do is go on internet forums, check email and facebook all day, someone left amazing swiss chocolate, and not so good scottish toffees. i ate the chocolate before the toffee so now instead of having the great chocolate aftertaste in my mouth, i have the terrible toffee taste.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I actually have to MAKE MOVIES if I want to be an internationally known director superstar????


ugggghhhh.....

my favorite tv show was cancelled-- let's start a petition!

im thirsty and i ran out of fiji water. i might die of dehydration.

The cuff on my slacks just came unstitched.

my personal trainer is moving to another city. what am i going to do now?

Takin resin rips cause I'm out of herb:(

fuck, I was about to post the same thing.
I am out of weed and too broke to get any more right now. :(

I vowed off resin hits many years ago.

No money no smoky

thats just cruelty to animals. an unnatural diet for your pet. Or maybe its not for your pet?

it's a "first world problem"

didn't you get the title?

surely. Only in the first world would someone put their dog on a vegan diet. Dogs don't eat corn and rice in nature.

Sorry, I'm just pissed off I can only get 250 types of handcrafted organic microbrew beer at Whole Foods, what kind of shitty selection is that?