they have a whole order of slang just for hipsters? what the fuck is a hipster anyway?

are hipsters people who read vice magazine and take it way too seriously?

Oh god. Those "vintage" people who claim to have fabulous record collections and then they show you and they have like 5 records and no record player? Those are hipsters?
I'm not a hipster because I have real prescription glasses from the 60s, am I? I need them to see.

It's fun to flinch hipsters.

They come in and buy records from the 99 cent section at work. I hate them. I HATE THEM.

I actually don't mind them, as long as they don't act proud of it like it makes them cool. It's a relatively tolerable "scene."

THAT WAS THE ARE YOU DECK PICTURE. It was that picture but it said Are You Deck? instead of THe Hipster Handbook.

How funny in Florida I have a old Playboy with hipster slang.

i used to read alot of skateboard mags and in every issue they had skate lingo. i used to love it.

In hipsterland, the wind doesn't suck, it blows.

you just jealous of how posh we are!

I'm defintely not a hipster then.

Denial is another trait of the hipster.