Silly mid off
Googly
Short leg

Its like Mills and Boon for men

for someone you find so boring you sure like responding to posts here at 2.20 in the morning.

so we are all out for 644, see if they can come back from that.

I have not succeeded in turning this thread away from arguements and towards cheap double-entendres about cricket have i? Im beginning to wonder why i go with this whole internet thing

a boy stood on a burning deck playing a game of cricket, a spark flew down his trouser leg and...

I'm so pleased to see Bell get a tonne. He's one of my favourites. In our darkest days, he was there just about saving us from utter humiliation, while Pieterson was flouncing about like a tosser. And now he's there, being awesome. Some very good umpiring last night as well, some exceptionally close calls for Cook. I hear Collers is retiring from test cricket, which is a shame. Here's to a swift drubbing tonight.

PAH! Should've been out for 67 the little bloody rat!

Every match that has been won so far this series has been by at least an innings. This match is heading that way also. :(

The India vs South Africa is more exciting ATM!

That's it, get the bitter accusations in early.

its quite funny i saw some of the australian press as they desperately try to look for some kind of positive. bell is fantastic and i am almost kinda sad to see collingwood go, even though he was kinda shit and he has ginger forearms.

Bit difficult to take positives when their best scorer in the second innings was clubbing away like an animal. Well done the lads.

it's good to lose occasionally, it has been along time a coming for australia to be absolutely hammered like the poms hammered us, just far far too outclassed.

what do you call an australian with a bottle of champagne? a waiter.

What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch? A fisherman.

Have you ever slept with a person who's not white? Strongly doubt, Mr I'm Not Racist. I mean, you're the sort of person who would never live in a country where they don't speak English. As you once told me.

have you phoned your mum today?

She phoned me, as it happens. We spoke in a language that wasn't English. On the phone. We are both a bit black. Do you feel comfortable with that?

go and look at your vagina in a hand mirror.

so the ashes, 3-1 for the series and that seems generous to the australians.

First team since the WIndies of legend to beat them by an innings with each victory. I'm hoping that says more about us than Australia. Might put us in the number 2 slot for test rankings. Good times for us.

The Pom's will be the number 1 team in the world by the end of the year.

this one might actually be funny if it wasn't for the fact that australia makes some of the finest wines in the world and has some of the finest vignerons.

i always found australian wines to be too bitter.