Whatever she's doing, I bet she looks absolutely lovely while doing it.

dear good detektif,

surely my whiteknightery doth tickle yr offense yet I encourage combatery and other foolish behaviorism with utmost enthusiasmics. thee sticky point is all fun tis lost without THEE FAIRE LADEE'S retorterasticisms. ye cannot win a one-sided battle with a bottle of needles and telescopes. no, only pilllow-fighting should be done between two partners both willing and present. carrion birds circle dead meat. REAL MANS DON'T jive turkey vultures.

nahmean?

Looking after the twins, last time I checked.

composing the greatest PM of all-time to send to me

hope its got noodz

it would have to be if its the greatest of all-time... that or her address and the location of her spare key

Is she a real person?

probably not

Satan is boxxy.

does it really matter?

ahahaha. necrobese

I want to see pictures of the human she spawned.