i know some people who can make very convincing formulas but there always is some part of the equation that is wrong. Its always fun to try it though.

it is possible to prove 2 + 2 = 5 but you would have to use a different base other than our system of 10

2.4 rounded off to 2
2.3 rounded off to 2

2.3 + 2.4 = 4.7

4.7 rounded off to 5

therefore, 2 + 2 = 5

2.3 +2.4 = 2.7 ???

Sorry... My mistake, m^a(t)h... Corrected...

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2.7 rounded off to 5?

Ok... It's really corrected now.

Let's say a monkey has two bananas. I give him two more. Will he have five?

He would have four. But if you gave him 2.4 bananas, which, technically is 2 bananas, and then gave him 2.3 more bananas,which, technically, is also 2 bananas, he would have 4.7 bananas, which, technically, is 5 bananas.

How do you measure 2.3 bananas? Aren't bananas all different sizes?

damn

Well I didn't say that. Jude Law and I are going to Canada and getting married.

why is it that whenever they find out about a new serial killer they use their full name?