I'm thinking about afundso's penis right now. thinking and laughing.

alright ill post mine

Holy shit, just a neck? I'm trying to figure out what a neck looks like without a body and head....just a flap of skin or...I don't know...

I was trying to make a redneck joke in the woods, but that was too easy.

Ok, so.

I got a blowjob in the front seat of my van the other week after a wedding in the parking lot of the reception hall when people were still there/running around taking pictures of eachother and all that haha.

The reception hall wasn't secluded either, straight up in a shopping center/main road in a high traffic area...

two cop cars drove by

I've never jerked off on a church, that is awesome.

I have had sex in one.

In the basement where the kids would have classes, this was in highschool during a youthgroup thing so there were dozens of dark rooms with noone in them.

DDD

That's all very inappropriate.

the church thing was on a weeknight when there were no kids there

cleaner than a bathroom stall haha

Haha

Ok, seriously tho....really, a neck in the woods?

I meant sharing.
Some of us don't want those mental images.

^^yeah hahaha, brittany murphys character in that movie was so fucked up...

"I love my daddys chicken"


my girlfriend showed me that movie a few weeks ago, it was so sad...but I really liked it.

Ok, well I didn't want to picture you in a toilet in some club either. Thanks for sharing.

Or artsy girl, or eugene by that logic...

nah, I don't give a fuck really. I think it's funny and actually didnt visualize any of you...

thanks for singling me out for some reason though

Yes, yes you did.

But anyway, that's what clubs and changing rooms are for.
Not the church. For Christ's sake.

I liked Jolie in girl interrupted tho, well, not her character but her acting...

she reminded me of a female version of a guy I knew...a friend who kinda became a sociopath...

so half the time you think they're hilarious and funny and edgey then you realize they're selfish, irrational, and evil as fuck

^^Tho my favorite was the bigger girl who would laugh at everyone for being crazy...or maybe that was the blonde...I can't remember

Well, my parents forced me to go to church at the time...so it was my snotty, anti religious vengeful secret...haha...it was quite exhilierating

pictures or it didn't happen.

hey DDD, don't let 'these people' ruin your fun *I* would very much like to 'visualize' pictures of your girlfriend naked. feel free to make that happen, my man. dig it.

Did you look at her funny when you left?


You should have. At least a dirty look or something....maybe make her feel creepy? I dunno....just some ideas...though I'm sure you don't need them.